Travis Kelce Will Be Hosting The Reboot of “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” In Maybe The Perfect Casting Of All Time

I mean, this is a hole in one. Travis Kelce is the perfect combo of goofy, fun and approachable which is exactly what you need to be a host of a show like this. Get a couple of charismatic kids in the mix, a handful of celebrities and athletes who are willing to look a little stupid for the sake of TV, and have a ball.

First guest request? Jason Kelce. Second guest request? Taylor Swift.

Why was this show cancelled in the first place? I’d go as far as to say that adults not being able to answer simple grade school questions is one of the funniest things you can watch. I don’t know if I could get a single answer correct if I were to go on the show, not because I’m a fucking idiot, but because 9/11 happened when I was in fifth grade and severely set me back. When you’re worried about terrorists everyday, it’s hard to learn how do to basic math. Which is exactly the only reason I am so bad at math now. Through no fault of my own, undiagnosed learning disabilities be damned. Blame it all on 9/11.

Anyway, this will be great! I was joking about Taylor Swift being a guest above but, I also kind of think this is a possibility (supporting her man) and also a really cute idea. The youth LOVE her! AND she’s smart. She wouldn’t look like a total idiot, only a lovable “busy” adult who doesn’t have time for things like cloud patterns and long division.