Kourtney Kardashian And Kim Kardashian Reignite Feud : “You’re Just A F**king Witch And I F**king Hate You”

At this point, we’re not sure anything could completely reconcile the fractured relationship between Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. Following a slight resolution to Dolce and Gabbana-gate in The Kardashians Season 3, the eldest sisters are back to clawing each other’s eyes out (not literally this time) in the premiere of the hit Hulu show’s fourth installment.

At the start of the episode, the Kar-Jenner clan jets off to Cabo. However, Kourtney is noticeably absent, leaving Kim to explain their latest quarrel in her confessional.

“Last season was really rough,” she says. “Then we were over it. We had fun. You saw, we did that Christmas album, we talked it out. Everything had been fine. And then we watch the edits for our show and I start hearing what she’s saying about me, she hears what I’m saying about her, and then we get mad all over again.”

Their past problems appear on full display during a heated phone call that takes place three days before the Mexico trip. While Kim thinks her sister is only offended by her Dolce and Gabbana collaboration — which came months after the fashion brand repped her wedding to Travis Barker — there turns out to be so much more.

During the convo, Kourtney rips Kim for how she supposedly acted at her Italy-based nuptials.

“You’re talking about the bullshit details because it’s all your egotistical, selfish mind can think about,” Kourtney fumes. “You cannot stand someone else being the center of attention.”

She continues, “You came to my wedding, you couldn’t be happy. You complained from the second you got there until the second you left. That’s what it’s about. Forget you couldn’t be happy. You couldn’t be happy for me. You couldn’t be happy that I was the center of attention and you weren’t.”

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Kim — now in full retaliation mode — slams her sister for becoming a “different person,” before revealing that she’s in a group chat with Kourtney’s friends labeled “Not Kourtney,” where they talk about the Poosh founder’s alleged “vendetta.” According to Kim, her sister’s own kids even come to her with “problems they have” about their mother.

While the American Horror Story: Delicate star insists that she’s trying to make things work between them, Kourtney claims it’s all for show.

“It’s about you. You are a narcissist. It is all about you,” she fires back. “Anything you do, it’s about you and about how it looks to the world about you. So you just want to clear up your facts. Take out my whole fucking side of the episode. I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about me.”

When Kim suggests that Kourtney isn’t happy in her life, the latter says her happiness comes when she gets “the fuck away from you guys” — and Kim “specifically.”

“It’s you and my friends and my kids and everyone against me,” Kourtney says through tears, getting in one last dig before hanging up the phone. “It’s, like, you’re just a fucking witch and I fucking hate you.”

Can a duo-confessional therapy session bring them back together? It looks like we’ll just have to wait and see.

New episodes of The Kardashians air on Thursdays on Hulu.