In another twist in the ever-evolving world of haute cuisine, rap icon Eminem reportedly made waves at his famed Mom’s Spaghetti restaurant, but this time it wasn’t for his lyrical prowess. Instead, it was rumored that Eminem personally ushered Lia Thomas, the record-breaking trans swimmer, out of his establishment, allegedly declaring, “Sorry, no strokes allowed here!”

This culinary commotion purportedly unfolded in the bustling kitchen of Mom’s Spaghetti, where eyewitnesses, taking a break from slurping their pasta, claim to have witnessed the incident. According to sources, Eminem’s decision was less about Thomas’ gender identity and more about a culinary faux pas.

“It all boiled down to the meatballs,” whispered a diner from the corner booth, twirling a forkful of spaghetti. “Lia sent back the spaghetti three times! And you know Em, he can take criticism as well as he can handle a paparazzi flashbulb in his face.”

But what drove Eminem, known for his fiery lyrics and sharp wit, to take such drastic action? Rumors swirl that it was a classic case of Eminem’s ‘kitchen meltdown’. “Em saw the returned spaghetti as a personal insult,” shared a sous-chef, who wished to remain anonymous. “It wasn’t about Lia’s fame or background. If it was any other customer, he might’ve just tossed the spaghetti

Eminem’s spokesperson, however, has been tirelessly spinning the narrative like a DJ with a turntable. “Eminem respects all his patrons, regardless of their fame or status. This incident was purely about culinary standards, nothing more,” the spokesperson asserted, adding that Eminem meticulously supervises every pasta dish to ensure it meets his ‘Grammy-worthy’ expectations. Lia Thomas, meanwhile, remained buoyant in the face of swirling rumors.

“I just wanted a good plate of spaghetti, that’s all. I respect Eminem and his craft. Maybe we can hash out our differences over a cook-off? I’ve got a killer garlic bread recipe,” Thomas quipped, showing a sportsmanship that transcends beyond the As expected, the internet has whipped up a storm with this incident, serving up memes and hot takes like a digital buffet.

Some netizens are cooking up conspiracy theories – “Was the spaghetti really that bad?” – while others are calling for an ‘Eminem-Thomas Spaghetti Showdown’ to settle the pasta feud once and In conclusion, while the truth behind this ‘culinary controversy’ remains as elusive as the perfect marinara sauce, it serves as a reminder that in the high-stakes world of celebrity chefs and public figures, the heat is always on. And if you can’t stand the heat, well, you know what Eminem would say.